博主者,豫州比阳人也。共和四十三年,是值元初晨旦,霞光忽现于东方,绚烂邈邈,瞬息万化,众皆奇之,博主乃降,紫气氤氲房上,经久不颓。游士称之曰:“哎!”。岁日以为名,是为元申。
博主年周岁,亲溺爱有加,殷殷期成,故作试儿礼,以窥浮生。乃备以毫锥金石,算盘刀矢,待其拮之。当是时,一鼠忽现其前而不知所出,博主喜,遂捉之,玩弄股掌,不闻左右!亲故懵逼!
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呵,大丈夫岂患无妻邪?
高歌取醉欲自慰,起舞落日争光辉。
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